Come one, come all, ye activists and petitioners...

... let's get the Gorgon outta there! If you need to be reminded why Gordon Brown and his band of Nu-Labour swine should have been removed from office yesterday, allow me to sum up:

• Iraq: lies lies lies, and a million Iraqis dead - the UK's involvement bankrolled by the Gorgon.

• Civil liberties and personal privacy: think of 42 days; of complicity in US torture; think of ID cards and expansive databases of your personal information; think of our criminally negligent data security; think of the restrictions upon Freedom of Assembly; think of CCTV on every street corner; think of Privacy International's indictment of our nation as an "Endemic Surveillance Society"; think of unmanned drones coming to a sky near you to "track criminals"; think of local groups set up by the government to "monitor tensions" in their communities - and think of what else may be around the corner.
  

• Think of the apparent needlessness for a democratic mandate to legitimise our PM's rule - the Gorgon's "long-term vision", whatever that is, is far more important.


• Think of broken manifesto pledges - 50% income tax on top earners; no referendum on the Lisbon Constitution.


• Think of his callous childishness as he giggled maniacally in his seat during Dan Hannan's speech, and not long after, during David Cameron's response in the Commons to the Budget.


• Think of his empty, hollow, deceitful and monotonously dull soundbites and other assorted drivel, and realise the lying beggar has about as much substance as a wisp of frigging candyfloss.


• Think of pensions: plundered.


• Think of our gold stocks: packed up and sold to the lowest bidders.


• Think of our economy sinking into depression and our banking system massacred by crooks who took abundant easy credit and mal-invested it by taking ridiculous risks - and remember such prize quotes as "an end to boom and bust" and - when the false credit boom was in full flow - "I want to do even more to encourage the risk-takers" - and also remember that all that easy credit came from the Bank of England, with the blessing of the Gorgon.


• Think of our public finances: utterly b*ggered. Tax burden is high and increasing; spending is highly wasteful; borrowing is through the roof; and there's every reason to suspect our national credit card is coming close to "maxed out". I doubt if even the IMF can bail us out of this mess.


• Finally, think of the recent Damian McBride affair, in which, as if anyone needs reminding, senior Labourites discussed peddling vicious lies about a man who had just lost his disabled son, and ask yourself - did the Gorgon, possibly the most micro-managing leader our country has ever known, really have no idea what was going on? I think I'll call "bullshit" on that one.

So in this spirit of anti-Gorgonism, do petition our dear leader to resign, would you? And while you're at it, why not send the Prime Minister an old shirt to symbolise your distaste with his budget last week? - because of course, let's not make-pretend that our alleged "Chancellor of the Exchequer" really had much say on the matter.

Or, if you want to go further still - and I know I'm about to get into rather abstract territory here, but what the hell - why not join or donate to the LPUK? Because when it's all said and done, while the Gorgon may be a walking disaster, his likely successor Mr Cameron isn't going to bring you much better except maybe a little more poise and grace. You want the real antithesis to the Gorgon's sneaky, malicious and yet incompetent authoritarianism? The LPUK is it.

Your move, folks.