Who believes this?

Loud YAAAAWWWWWNNN.

George Osborne: NO MORE SMEARS! : -

"AN INCOMING Conservative government would remove the sleaze culture from Downing Street left by the e-mail scandal involving a prime ministerial aide, shadow chancellor George Osborne vowed yesterday."

Yadda yadda yadda, bla bla bla.

I'm genuinely curious: does anyone, a single person on this planet, seriously believe that the sleaze culture would be any different under the Tories? I genuinely want to know.

Just look at that slimy toad Osborne: if sleaze had a face, it would be his. You just know, don't you, that his "vow" is as empty and vapid as his party's raft of policies - not to mention unoriginal. Who remembers Tony Blair's call for a government that was "whiter than white"?

Clearly, George Osborne thinks the answer to that question is "not many". The political class really do take us for absolute morons. With goldfish memories. And, sadly enough, they may well be right.

It may explain why what we seem to get, every frigging time, is a government sleazier than the last. Sleazier than sleaze. We vote them in!

How bloody boring and predictable is the dull cyclicality of UK politics? For the love of God and mercy, people, vote LPUK.