Funff Jahre Plan!

Via Diary of a Geek in Oxfordshire, I found this rather entertaining:

"The First Five-Year Plan will focus on stabilising Britain for the future, and is to include the following key points:

The immediate removal of Sterling from all Exchange mechanisms;

The immediate and complete nationalisation of all private enterprise, to reduce and eventually eliminate Government debt;

The elimination of unemployment by retraining all those currently unemployed as Political Commissars, who will then be posted in all the newly-nationalised companies to offer advice on meeting NuLieBore targets;

The elimination of MP's expense scandals by the removal (and imprisonment if necessary) of the free Press;

Radical reform of the Electoral system granting suffrage rights only to NuLieBore MPs."

The funny thing is, for a moment I almost thought it was genuine. My mind clicked back into plac about here:

"Under the terms of the Plan, Gordon Brown will be elevated to the position of 'Great Heavenly Leader, Coryphaeus of Economics, Father of the British Socialist Nation, Brilliant Genius of Humanity, Great Architect of New Labour Social Justice, Uphill Gardener of Human Happiness'."

I pronounce myself amused.