Thank God they've brought in a Swine Flu Tsar, Ian Dalton, to deal with this ever-deepening threat to all of humanity:
"The appointment came as the number of UK cases of the H1N1 virus reached 28."
AAAARRRGH, 28? That's nearly one two-millionth of the population! We need a serious Tsar for serious Swine Flu.
"Ian Dalton, currently chief executive of NHS North East, will become national director for NHS Flu Resilience.
He will ensure that the NHS "is in the best possible position to protect the population," the health secretary said."
I do hope he's not getting a pay rise for this.
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