Quote of the Week

This is not just the politics of spite: it is the politics of total bloody stupidity.

- Devil's Kitchen


Thursday, 4 March 2010

Mugabe, the Zimbabwean Cameroonian

Apparently Mugabe would be voting for the Tories in our upcoming General Election, if he could.

"We have a better chance with (British Conservative leader) David Cameron than with Brown."

The fact notwithstanding, Mr Mugabe, that I think you have as much a chance at bettering your situation with David Cameron as we in Britain do, you should really consider poor Gordon Brown's feelings.

He has followed your economic and monetary stance to a tee since the financial crisis hit. You're maybe annoyed that he copied your idea, but frankly, people have been printing money since Weimar, and I'd like to see the legal documents pertaining to your patenting of hyperinflation.

"Conservatives are bold, (Tony) Blair and (Gordon) Brown run away when they see me, but not these fools, they know how to relate to others,"

Firstly, I hope Brown and Blair have actually legged it upon seeing your presence, because that would actually be too damn funny. Secondly, your portrayal of the Tories as bold fools is way off the mark. They're just fools, but sadly, probably have the prerequisited cleverness to get elected.

Not tricky though, considering the opposition.

Anyway, nice to get your two cents Robert, but haven't you got some Caucasians to displace?

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