The Nameless Libertarian in quality form, describing a recent book by a Labour PPC on why to vote for her excuse of a party, citing several luminous celebrity endorsements such as BONO!!! (obviously) and JO BRAND!!! (oh isn't Brand's shitty brand of shit comedy so wonderfully endearing, dry and quintessentially British; she must know about electoral politics, I bet she could tell me all about Tory Education policy detail by detail. I particularly like when she talks about her period).
TNL onto a winner as he observes:
"I want to write a book. It would be called “Why celebrities are cunts, and how they have helped to destroy politics.” Because that’s what this is – the debasement and destruction of political discourse in this country. Soon, we’ll be in a position where parties cease to publish manifestos, and instead commission a special edition of Hello! magazine that contains celebrities as charismatic and convincing as Chris Martin out of Coldplay wibbling on about why we should vote Labour because “it’s like good, and stuff.”
So fuck off. Fuck off the lot of you."
Couldn't agree more, or better.
It seems that the only people these days attracted to politics are vacuous cunts, and that the only musicians attracted to politics are vacuous musicians, and general cunts.
Friday, 5 March 2010
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